The Phantom Regiment

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u'<font size="16" color="#bfffffff"></font><font size="16" color="#ff007f00">JOIN </font><font size="16" color="#ffd98d00"><loc><a href="showinfo:2//98067893">THE PHANTOM REGIMENT</a></loc></font><font size="16" color="#ff007f00"> \u2014 WHERE DREAMS COME TO DIE AND WALLET BALANCES GO TO HEAVEN<br><br>Are you tired of mining Veldspar in high\u2011sec like a peasant?<br><br>Do you want to experience the thrill of PvP without the shame of being <br>the only one in fleet who brought the wrong ammo?<br><br>Do you crave a community of pilots who are equal parts <br>strategic geniuses, sleep\u2011deprived goblins, and questionable comedians?<br><br>Congratulations. You\u2019ve found your people.<br><br><br></font><font size="16" color="#ffffff00"><b><u>What We Offer</b></u></font><font size="16" color="#ff007f00"> (Besides Emotional Damage)<br><br>-Chaotic PvP Roams \u2014 We undock, we fight, we explode, we laugh. Sometimes in that order. <br>-Nullsec ISK Printing \u2014 Make so much ISK you\u2019ll start buying ships you can\u2019t pronounce. <br>-Capital Shenanigans \u2014 Ever wanted to press \u201cjump\u201d and immediately regret it? We got you. <br>-Alliance Warfare*\u2014 Be part of battles so big your GPU files a workers\u2019 comp claim.<br><br><br></font><font size="16" color="#ffffff00"><b><u>What We Expect From You</b></u></font><font size="16" color="#ff007f00"> (Lower Your Standards)<br><br>-Show up to fleets \u2014 Or at least pretend you tried. <br>-Have a mic \u2014 We need to hear your panic in real time. <br>-Be willing to learn \u2014 We\u2019ll teach you everything except how to behave. <br>-Don\u2019t be a jerk \u2014 Unless it\u2019s funny. Then we\u2019ll allow it.<br><br><br></font><font size="16" color="#ffffff00"><b><u>What You Get</b></u></font><font size="16" color="#ff007f00"> (Besides Questionable Life Choices)<br><br>-SRP That Actually Pays \u2014 Lose ships with confidence. <br>-Rich Space \u2014 Moons, anomalies, and enough rats to start a theme park. <br>-A Corp Culture That\u2019s\u2026 Something \u2014 We\u2019re not saying it\u2019s healthy. We\u2019re saying it\u2019s fun. <br>-A Chance to Matter \u2014 Or at least pretend you do.<br><br><br></font><font size="16" color="#ffffff00">**Join Us Today** </font><font size="16" color="#ff007f00"> <br>Because if you don\u2019t, someone else will \u2014 and they\u2019ll get all the loot, all the kills, and all the stories that start with: \u201cSo there I was, in a ship I absolutely should not have been flying\u2026\u201d<br><br><br><br></font><font size="16" color="#ffffff00"><u>Recruiters</u><br></font><font size="16" color="#ff007f00">EU - </font><font size="16" color="#ffd98d00"><loc><a href="showinfo:1373//93346465">Pug Sabezan</a></loc><br></font><font size="16" color="#ff007f00">US - </font><font size="16" color="#ffd98d00"><loc><a href="showinfo:1376//1103843647">Designated Decoy08</a></loc><br></font><font size="16" color="#ff007f00">US - </font><font size="16" color="#ffd98d00"><loc><a href="showinfo:1378//2030884799">CoolhandJoe</a></loc><br><br><br></font><font size="16" color="#ffffffff">Corporation merger requests contact </font><font size="16" color="#ffd98d00"><loc><a href="showinfo:1377//2124058186">Duke Puken</a></loc><br><br></font><font size="16" color="#ffffffff"> </font>'